Friday, November 28, 2008

Ps : Long post !
The freaking heavy tent plus the jellican !







Bernard rocks
5 days and 4 nights have passed. I shall begin my story now ! Hoho !

Day 1 :

I was late for the reporting time. Shucks. Anyway, board a bus and headed to OBS reception centre. My group's name is Dhana Balan. He's some sorta highly respected person like Lim Bo Seng. We were paired up with some Boon Lay Sec people. They're rather friendly and nice except for an exceptional bastard named Syarif. I shall elaborate more on that later.

Next, we had to take a group picture and it's like we don't even know each other ! Omgod. Lol. Nvm. We went to the dormitory store and organise some stuffs for our expedition. Anyway, we also learnt how to be some shit belayer.. something like that.

Pitched the tent and slept in the forest/jungle/whatever you call it. It's the first time I'm sleeping in such filthy place. But it was a good experience with some soil in the tent. Lol ? I see many stars in the night too !

It was really very very very very very nice ! Hohohoho ! I wna go again, but I'm just afraid some creepy stuffs will just come in to the tent x: anyway, keith told us that there's this guy who insisted to zip the tent, afraid that some trees will come alive. LOL.

Day 2 :

Did some capsizing drills. & I almost died. Lol. It's like Jingjia and I don't have so much manpower to lift up the kayak. Later, we climbed some high elements too ! Fun Fun Fun ! However, that muthal f-ker is sucha pain in an ass, it's like since some of us can't climb, then nvm luh, bark so much like a dog.

It's like we're having a competition with Eng Soon group and at each point of height we achieved some points. So Bernard was like.. winning is not important and losing is not the end. Hoohoo. So that Syarif kept on shouting like a mad dog. Scolding vulgarities isn't gonna make him looks cool, but makes him look like an uncivilised dumb asshole.

Walked to "macho", a place which is near the sea there and we can only shit in some jungle/forest/whatever shit. The travelling distance was freaking long okay, and I'm carrying that freaking heavy bag. Omgod. I was dead beat then. & that Bernard kept on saying 5mins more we're gonna reach, 5 mins more. Da bai all the way 5 mins. Lol.

So then, we pitched the tent and cooked some maggie. I had very lil serving so I ended up eating from Yi En's leftover maggie. & that hazman and irwin uh.. say want to help clean the pot, become Darren and me. Zzz ! & that Darren uh.. seriously %&^!@#. He just freaking threw some of the leftovers near the grasses there luh ?!?!??! OMGOD. Wild bears, dogs, shits, cats, beast, whatever you call it, might come and haunt us.

& the water bottle he just took it from the other group and use it to clean away the dirt on the pot. Omgod. Lol. I guess Sushi and I had the same thinking.

Day 3 :


Kayak till Camp 2. Eng Soon and Dhana balan joined forces and became a mobile. Cooool ! Jezlyn was the navigator and Hazman and I were a team. So then.. kayak along some mangrove forest for like 6 and teh half hours. Of course, my hands were freaking sored and pain /:

Still, Hazman and I were rather motivated. Hohoho ! So then pitched the tent and everything and went to cook. Ate maggie mee ! Woohoo. & since everyone had to take out their maggie packets from their happy meal, that one of a kind bastard didnt take it out until steph asked him luh. Loser.

He also took a lot of the curry chicken until there isn't much left for the other team mates. It's like he took 1 whole thing and others ate shreds of the pathetic meat. Zzz.

& I asked, why is yr bag so light ? He said, cus nobody ask me to carry the food and heavy stuffs. -,- whatever shit luh hor. Can he be more initiative enough or not ? Wtf.

& Irwin damn idiotic luh. LOL. During the night, everyone in the tent were like sleeping, he took out he's 3-in-one first aid kit, torchlight and radio. So he said..shh.. listen. & so he switched on the radio and there were some creepy noise -,- lame lo. Another one is he played the banglah channel. LOL. That really made a lot of peepos laughed.

Day 4 :

Land expedition was freaking tiring. I had to really endure the blister, the pain in my whole body. It's freaking aching luh ! Wth. Lol. Anw, this time round we walked from like 11-12plus to 6. Damn long luh.

Tired tired tired. Insects insects insects. All of them sucks ! /:

Day 5 :

Last day and everyone was exchanged their hotmail. Rabiah went off early and the others were gathering around slacking. & since we had to write on a piece of paper about our bad points and good points, syarif zhijie write my one..

"arrogant, act popular, action and fish"

Sheesh, I don't understand such loser's words. Lol. I wrote that he was self centered. I bet he doesn't even know the damn meaning of it luh. Zzz. & there's also some contradicting comments -,- I complain too much about Syarif. Lol. Anyway, he's one of the best eye power commander tht I've ever seen.

He also seem to boss people around. Kp. Lol. He's freaking freaking freaking no1 eye power. Tmd. Every thing's like we're doing luh.

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In other words, I love Dhana Balan excluding Syarif that f-king muthal f-ker. He's a f-king asshole. The worst person that I've ever met on Earth. Honestly, he's the first most egoistic person that I've ever seen.

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